Lunch and dictation

Mark was a man who really only enjoyed one thing. Sex. He wasn't bad looking and didn't have too hard of a time getting it. The only problem was, he was lazy.

When he'd first started cheating on his wife he used to travel several towns over to look for pussy. Then just one town over. Then just the far side of town. And finally, he just cheated on her with his secretary. It was a dream come true really. He could always say he was just working late and have her suck his cock after the office closed. And nooners had never been simpler!

But Mark was a man of fickle appetites, and even his secretary started to get boring. To avoid any weird feelings he fired her and gave her six month's salary so she wouldn't sue him.

Of course, what he wasn't counting on was just how angry she'd really get. She wasn't going to sue him. She had something else in mind.

Mark was shocked when he came home from work one day and saw his wife and former secretary chatting quietly in the living room. He immediately felt angry. He should have known that bitch was crazy. Neither of them seemed to upset though as Mark approached.

Then the world spun and Mark felt like he was going to fall. His vision shrank down to a point and he felt like he was about to pass out. his vision slowly cleared and he felt weird. He realized he wasn't standing anymore. He was on the couch. He turned to the side and saw his own body staring down at him. He looked down and saw a pair of breasts he was quite familiar with. He was his old secretary!

His old body and wife explained what was going on. His secretary, now in his body, was going to be getting a divorce from his wife. It would be amicable and they'd split assets 50/50. Mark seethed. Those were his assets!

His body wasn't finished explaining. Before she'd made this change his old secretary wrote a check, giving all her assets to Mark, now her. Mark in her body was now totally destitute. So she gave Mark some options. One, he could try and tell people about the swap, get labeled as crazy and live in a mental institution. Two, he could go out on the street with no money and try his luck in that body. Or three, Mark in her body could come and work as a secretary again, with the same perks and obligations she'd had before and half the pay.

Mark in her body saw no real option. She tried to plead with his wife, but she seemed quite happy to be rid of Mark and just have his money. Mark would go to work at his old office as his own secretary. Now everyday at noon she goes into her old office for ''dictation and lunch'' and works long into the night helping her old body ''keep his desk clear''.

At least his old secretary is nicer than he was. She has no plans to fire Mark when she gets bored of him. Of course, she had been trying the dating seen lately. If she ends up in a real relationship she might fire Mark so she can be more faithful than he ever was.